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03/27/2001 Entry: "There's a li-i-i-ight..."
Note to self: the candles are not under the bed, although that's where you'll find the boxes of momentos and art photos, the synthesizer and drum machine, the piles of porn archived research materials, the soft-sided luggage, the chair mat which needs to be thrown away, and a whole bunch of dust.
Remember, kids, make sure your queen or king size mattress has good center support, and don't try to knock that bar out of place with the broken chair pad (see above). Bad things happen, the least of which involve inhalation of large quantities of dust (see above.)