04/28/2001 Entry: "I now pronounce you, um, arrested."

Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make you a LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER within 48 hours!!!! BE ORDAINED NOW!
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!!

Now, I've recieved religious spam before, but this was a little different. Then I read on:

WEDDINGS
MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!!
Don't settle for being the BEST MAN OR BRIDES' MAID
Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.

Most states complain when you marry your brother or sister. I think they call it incest.