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05/14/2001 Entry: "Phew!"
I've returned from the County of Orange a smellier man than I left. I don't care how well they say they recirculate air, there's no way to escape when the woman next to you on the plane sprays herself with perfume. This is the same woman who asked for extra nuts. I didn't even laugh.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go burn my clothes.