07/09/2001 Entry: "Surreal News."

Our top story: the world failed to end again. That's too bad. Or too good.

Today a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration,that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream,and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather .

In other news, Le cadavre exquis boira le vin nouveau. Don't like my headlines? Then write your own.

More as the Dada develops.

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Exquisite Corpses are excellent!
More fun than you can
appreciate, energizing your brain into
listless enjoyment, stultifying
the ability to produce or to move,
frozen in this one unforgivable
cooling accident at the deli, too
enthusiastic about food storage
like the one time Aunt Cecille threw
the biggest Tupperware party in Fairfax County,
blossoming gradually into plans to
eradicate Ron Popeil off the face of the earth
with his own symphony of Ronco paraphrenalia,
a quick and efficient death
that will afford us no time
to drink the new wine.

Posted by Jason @ 07/10/2001 02:17 PM PST