11/13/2001 Entry: "Surface Treatments."

Signs you've been doing this too long, number 592: You conclude that the "styling sauce" hair product that promises to "texturize and distort" is therefore basically Adobe Photoshop for hair.

And if I really wanted the "sexy, slept-in look" that the bottle promises, I would have just slept in.

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Yeah, seriously.

Posted by Jason @ 11/14/2001 08:15 AM PST

My hair could often be described as "Gaussian blur" first thing in the morning. ... Good observation!

Posted by Jill Matrix @ 11/14/2001 06:47 PM PST