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02/20/2002 Entry: "It's YOUR Hell; YOU burn in it."
If I'm wrong and there is a Hell, I'm certain that I'll spend Eternity trying to buy stock photography for a PowerPoint presentation while trudging barefoot over sand. In fact, while we're at it, I expect Jingle Bell Rock will play incessantly on the tinny Muzak of the bright, fluorescently-lit, heavily-perfumed airplane cabin where I'll be condemned.