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05/22/2002 Entry: "Handier than Jack Handy."
What do you do when there's a string coming off your only pair of scissors?
I am saddened to tell the world that there is already a typeface called Casey, but it's only available in Ultrabold and Ultrawide. I'm trying not to take this personally.
Regarding the featherless chicken, the researcher in charge of the project said, "Feathers are a waste. The chickens are using feed to produce something that has to be dumped and the farmers have to waste electricity to overcome the fact." I have to wonder...what does this man's hair look like? (Link via the Roommate.)
For Miss R. "Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns." -- Mitch Ratcliffe (More technology quotes)