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10/31/2002 Entry: "Don't Copy That Floppy!"
I was pleasant today to the woman at the bank.
I was courteous to the sales clerk who snarled and said nothing throughout the transaction.
I might have slammed the door after the woman dumped my wet clothes (which were waiting for a dryer) out of the washer to put hers in. But I didn't piss in the washer like I fantasized about doing.
But tonight, should any'ne show me disrespect, ye should be prepared t'meet yer maker! Arrr!
Replies: 4 comments
Did anyone walk the plank, Cappie?
Hope you got lots of the good stuff!
Posted by Panchesco @ 11/01/2002 03:44 PM PST
Oh hell! You were a pirate too! We should have pirated together... if not for that, you know, half a continent between us and all that.
Posted by Jason @ 11/01/2002 04:24 PM PST
garsh! i sure hope you whack off with yer left hand
Posted by bj @ 11/03/2002 10:12 AM PST
Panches: Thank ye...aye, I plundered Booty, by the hookful!
Jason: Pirates over the rockies. Arrr! Avast, ye, Denver! Ye scurvy dogs o'Idaho!
BJ: Who's to say the hook's on my hand?
Posted by Casey @ 11/03/2002 11:42 PM PST