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10/16/2001 Entry: "Checklist for a new office building, Day 7:"
Coffeemaker Out of Service: Check.
Hot Water Dispenser Out of Service: Check.
Both unfixable objects making beeping noises: Check.
"Sensor" sinks in bathrooms inoperational: Check
"Sensor" toilets set for maximum thrust and sensitivity: Check
Chairs finally put in conference rooms: Check
Miminum one broken chair per conference room: Check
Masonry Drilling in Progress: Check
During Conference Calls: Check
Air Conditioning nearly fixed: Check
Heatwave over: Check.
Just a few more bugs to iron out; then I can start complaining about work again instead.