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10/16/2001 Entry: "Checklist for a new office building, Day 7:"

Coffeemaker Out of Service: Check.
Hot Water Dispenser Out of Service: Check.
 ­ Both unfixable objects making beeping noises: Check.
"Sensor" sinks in bathrooms inoperational: Check
"Sensor" toilets set for maximum thrust and sensitivity: Check
Chairs finally put in conference rooms: Check
 ­ Miminum one broken chair per conference room: Check
Masonry Drilling in Progress: Check
 ­ During Conference Calls: Check
Air Conditioning nearly fixed: Check
 ­ Heatwave over: Check.

Just a few more bugs to iron out; then I can start complaining about work again instead.

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