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04/30/2003 Entry: "It's YOUR Hell; YOU Burn In It."

I don't think I can express how much things like this photo—or more specifically, the things I expect people to do with this photo—frighten me. (Link via John Kusch.) I mean, come on. The fact that your logo is easier to draw does not mean you have Divine Providence.

I mean, if that was how it worked, I'd have signed up for Verizon a long time ago.

Of course, those who disagree with me will be happy to know exactly where I'll be while I'm burning in Hell. (link via Scapegoatee.) Those of you who do agree with me will also know where to come by when you visit. Please bring ice water. Click to see my results...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Replies: 4 comments

See ya there.. You know Hell is where all the cool kids go.

Posted by Vince @ 04/30/2003 06:58 PM PST

Ah . . . a generous, violently lustful heretic who never had any faith to begin with . . .

No wonder I like you so much!!

Posted by William Ted @ 04/30/2003 07:14 PM PST

Cheeses H. Christ on a Cracker! Yer the 4th person I've seen in the past two hours that's had the Dante's Inferno Test link! :-) BTW - I' in Level 3, in case anyone's in "the neighborhood".

And this is before I got e-mail concerning my 25th High School reunion from people I haven't spoken to since then! EEP!

Posted by Lee @ 04/30/2003 10:36 PM PST

Of course, the Sisters will be there in full force: I'm certain we'll be the door divas in hell, damned to spend eternity collection donations!

Posted by Sister Edith @ 05/01/2003 03:42 PM PST

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