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07/01/2004 Entry: "Fence Inserted Rectally."

As a landlord, it behooves me to remind you that your rent is probably due today. Please be prompt with your payment.

As a renter, I must note that your lease may include a grace period before incurring late fees. Don't let The Man stick it to you!

Thankfully this dual-identity problem will be reasonably short-lived. The opportunity to buy the condo came as kind of a surprise in the first place, so it's not surprising that my timing is a little off the first time out. That is to say, I hope the bank won't be too surprised when I call to ask them where the hell my mortgage coupon went.

I've got a few things I'm behind on, including posting here. But if you'll excuse me now, I have to get back to my job as a front-end visual designer by doing some back-end coding.

Next week in the Walking Dichotomy series: Vegetarians in Leather Clothing!

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