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02/13/2007 Entry: "The Current States Of Various Parts Of My Anatomy."

Nose: Drippy. Think I caught something at the National Sales Conference last week, when they made us run around in the rain and drink liquor late into the evening. Yes, made us. Threatened us with pointed sticks, I tell you.

Right Shoulder: Slightly sore, but having lots of fun.

Eyelids: Heavy. See above.

Ass: Tingly sensation near wallet.

Ears: Itchy. But also very excited to order and hear the previously unreleased tracks from Meryn Cadell's Angel Food for Thought.

Lip: Irritated but healing. Currently negotiating a hot cup of coffee a little gingerly at the request of the Eyelids (see above.)

Liver: Anxious about the arrival of the antique bar I purchased at the Hillsborough Antiques Show.

Feet: Currently want new shoes and socks to go with their new kitchen tile. Are hoping their accoutrements arrive sometime before the flooring is installed, whenever that ends up happening.

Head: A Splode.

Replies: 5 comments

Now, switch the right shoulder and the ass...

Posted by Huntington @ 02/16/2007 09:33 AM PST

Why would I want that tingling sensation in my right shoulder? And besides, won't my head be jealous? Normally that's the part that gets switched with the ass...

Posted by Casey @ 02/17/2007 01:16 AM PST

[20 Spam Comments of german swingers, ringtones and phenteramine deleted here]

Posted by Spammers @ 03/03/2007 10:51 PM PST

That's a shit-tonne of German swingers.

That said, did you get this idea from John Kusch?

Posted by Daniel M. Laenker @ 03/05/2007 09:48 PM PST

No, not on purpose; though it does rather have the feel of something he'd write, doesn't it? Now that I think of it, I seem to recall him talking about his feet as if they were a disembodied, angry, and potentially odorous other person. But no, this just came out this way.

Posted by Casey @ 03/05/2007 10:12 PM PST

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