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08/02/2002 Entry: "Smackdown!"
I spanked a boy last night. A boy who wasn't my boyfriend. Well, actually I paddled a complete stranger last night in front of a bunch of people.
And I paid for the privilege.
See, at Bingo with the Sisters, they have a paddle which they use for spankings if people misbehave, if they call bingo improperly, if their cellphones ring, if they have birthdays, if they look like they need a good spanking...really, for any reason or no reason at all. A nervous-looking guy named Brad won a door prize raffle and made an offhand comment about being worried that he'd get paddled onstage. Well, a nun heard that, and somehow things snowballed into an auction for a paddling. The proceeds went to the Sister's charities, so what harm could come from bidding?
Perhaps I got a little too into the spirit of things. People at the table with me threw in extra cash to outbid another group. In all, we donated $72 for nine swats with the paddle. I was pleased when we won. Then I realized they were waiting for me to get up onstage to paddle him. What? I had missed that part.
We were introduced by MaryMae ("Brad, this is Casey. Now bend over.") and had a formal photo-op shaking hands (A handshake? Oh my god, you ARE straight, aren't you?) and I gave him nine swats on the backside. There's another one who won't be coming back to Bingo. I almost felt a little bad for him, except that I didn't hit very hard.
Sister Edith: You hit like a girl.
Congratulations on a wild and woolly and successful bingo night, Edith.
Replies: 2 comments
sorry, i forgot to get your number.
but you got mine (did you check your hand after the handshake?)
so call already.
Posted by brad @ 08/02/2002 12:53 AM PST
You do hit like a girl.. A real wimpy girl with carpal tunnel.. But ya are so damn cute who couldn't let that slide..
Posted by Sister MaryMae @ 08/02/2002 07:36 PM PST