09/20/2001 Entry: "What I'm not doing for vacation."

I'm not watching television.
I haven't fixed my broken Visor Deluxe.
I'm not an action transvestite, nor am I quoting one.
I am not making surrealist art (though I should.)
I'm not clicking the link to Respect the Pussy either. (No, really; don't do it.) (Link via Brad)

What am I doing, then?