06/08/2002 Entry: "Time Well Spent."

A withered hand rests on your shoulder. The gaunt man in black tells you, "Beware! Do not go to PopCap games and do not play PsychoBabble! This refrigerator poetry game will consume all your time and leave you beaten and craving more, like me.

"Instead, you could do something better. Maybe go see some art or something. Hear my sad tale, and be warned!"

He shuffles off sadly into the kitchen. Moments later, you hear him screaming.