I’m Gonna Post The Fuck Out Of This Weblog!

I think I’ve posted before about my belief that we should increase the amount of profanity in the workplace. Last Friday I was hit with both a surge of energy and a surplus of obscenities—in short, I felt great. Suddenly it occurred to me to use the construction “[verb] the fuck out of [noun]” for absolutely everything.

“I’m going to mockup the fuck out of this webpage! I’m going to eat the fuck out of this sandwich! I’m going to update the fuck out of our intranet! I’m going to leverage the fuck out of our organizational infrastructure!

That worked great until the guy from Human Resources documented the fuck out of my behavioral disruption.

One Response to “I’m Gonna Post The Fuck Out Of This Weblog!”

  1. Colin Davis Says:

    Hmm. Maybe i should be fuckin’ posting more too. Oh, wait, is that the wrong usage?